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" yo daddy so fat the police called him "Fat Albert" Yo daddy so fat people need a GPS to find their way around him.

So last week, this woman who lived in the neighbourhood close by.

Below are a good number of fat insults which you can use on your friends and other people who are not so friendly and are on the plus size.

Yo mamma so fat, she doesnt need a passport, cause she's already there.

Yo mamas so fat she doesn't need two others to make a crowd.

Yo mama so fat, trains stop to let her pass.

Yo mama so fat when she farted in the Gulf of Mexico it caused Hurricane Katrina Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! Yo mama so fat if she had a porn name it would be Krispy Kreme.

yo mama is so fat when she got in her car she says "Dam kids, they popped my tires" Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale Buzzlightear popped out and said to infinity and beyond Yo mama so fat she went to da zoo and da elephants was jealous yo mommas so fat that when she walks around the house she walks "around" the house Yo mama so fat when shes in her car and she sticks out her hand, the car will turn! Yo momma so fat if she lived on Pluto, scientists would call it a planet again.

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator your mamma so fat that when she went skydiving people thought she was a hot air balloon.

Yo daddy is so bald that I used his head as a mirror! SEND ME THE FREE GUIDE J.

Yo mama is so fat that when she had fish and chips she used her belly button as a salt cellar.